An outraged (rightfully so) reader sent this yesterday; a plea made by bats in the belfry Julie Bindel (oh Jules!):
By “lesbians” Jules clearly means STRAIGHTBIANS who stick with STRAIGHTBIANS and only fantasize about “the menz” while diddling themselves, they dont actually fuck men, or at least only do so when not a soul is looking. But rest assured, WE SEE YOU!
It is pure unabashed irony that the Julie Bindel’s of the world fail and fail and fail again to see their own deformed logic, or rather their Heterosexual logic (sex sex sex). Mrs. Dirt and featured Jules in part of our unSTRAIGHTening Lesbian series here: UnStraightening Lesbian: Removing the Heterosexual Lens: Julie Bindel. Jules has no trouble vomiting shit like this:
Denial is the cornerstone of STRAIGHTBIANISM, so, of course, Jules isnt convinced; she cannot afford to be. Jules blithely ignores the 99.9% of her cognitive operation/behaviour that is Heterosexual, and instead CHOOSES (her words), to make the .1% (sex with other STRAIGHTBIANS) her life’s focal point, including her bread and butter which her little ranty plea is all about. Not comprehending that even THAT .1% (sex with other STRAIGHTBIANS) is also
H E T E R O S E X U A L!
Jules, hun, babe, sweets, you could lick every single pussy on planet Earth, from time immemorial and as a biological Heterosexual female? You are still a Heterosexual female. Look: I know, trust me: it is difficult for Heterosexuals to get beyond their Heterosexuality, beyond that sex sex sex sex sex drive driving you all toward babies babies babies. And yes, even those STRAIGHTBIANS who do not have children, they still use that biological drive toward children via sex, including sex with women. But Homosexuality is not simply who you have sex with Jules, we werent fucking our mothers in the womb, although that bizzaro world trying to get back to mommy’s cunt does seem to be another characteristic shared by many a feminist lesbian STRAIGHTBIAN like yourself.
But I digress, it is pretty fucking deplorable to see STRAIGHTBIANS whingeing because other not as STRAIGHTBIAN STRAIGHTBIANS are getting media successes that they arent! It makes no difference whether these STRAIGHTBIANS “claim” to be “queer”, they, like you ARE queer!
Queer. by the way, Jules, isnt something Lesbians took back, and now Heterosexual freaks have stolen as their own, it has ALWAYS been THEIR and YOUR own. NOT ours! Dykes were not, and are not, marching in the streets screaming with we’re here we’re queer signs. Lesbians do not need signs! Not in the past, not now, and not in the future! WE announce our Homo nature in our first words spoken, our first steps taken, LONG before our first kiss!
- WE are not no-platformed, because no one would ever give an actual Lesbian a platform to be taken away.
- WE are not fighting for abortion rights.
- WE are not worried about the plight of Hookers.
- WE are not wasting our time at conferences and workshops so that we can mirror the Heterosexual idea of Lesbian back and forth to each other in great desperateness in order to strengthen a weak and damaged ego system.
- WE dont love all women. (And: frankly, neither do you)
- WE arent fighting off the male gaze by sporting a STRAIGHTBIAN conceive uniform.
- WE arent eschewing femininity!
- WE dont blame patriarchy (if not familiar, think God) for all problems.
- WE arent sitting in a circle with mirrors nude, looking at our vaginas.
- WE do not and have never needed feminism (special rights for straight women).
- WE have nothing in common with Het females of any age.
WE live being fully misunderstood and abhorred (including allies) by Heterosexuals of both sexes, having more in common with males of both sex types, and if we’re lucky (as I am) marry another Lesbian; or better still (as it is for me) marry another Lesbian who is the Lesbian of our waking and sleeping dreams.
In other words, Bindel: you arent a fucking Lesbian and neither are the cunts you are crying about! At the end of the day Bindel’s little whinge is nothing more than: